Which epic biblical character had more swag?
NOAH OR MOSES?
On one hand, Noah did build an enormous boat capable of holding tons of weight, and he lived in it for over a year! That would take stellar engineering, inordinate patience, and a whole lot of fresh drinking water…I mean, a whole lot of faith. Presumably, he also got tossed around on the sea for over three months; didn’t squirm a bit at all the lions, tigers, and bears (oh my!); and I’m not even going to speculate on who mucked the pachyderm stalls (think about it). So yeah, he was a pretty tough character.
On the other hand, Moses brought all those plagues to Egypt (with a little help, of course), spoke to a burning bush, and wandered in the desert for forty years! Okay, so he might want to take that last one off his resume – not exactly a positive endorsement. (MacGyver would have at least built a compass.) However, Moses did part the Red Sea and walk across the bottom. And of course, there’s Charlton Heston.
So that kind of clenches the deal.
I'm gonna have to go with MOSES!
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